February 2012
vodka
oh ‘giod loll,don’t you think vodka is awesome? yeah no reaölly, i tr’ied to deleta a few mistaked but i guess it didn’t work, i mean yeah whatever… what. DIG’IMON kmosnsterss… oh ‘god fuck . WELP
why am is so pissed off right now…
4 hours of cleaning my room and it still looks like a fucking dump, i should get a smaller room and fewer things
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me:
Astronomy professor:
Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
“Don’t drink to feel better. Drink to feel even better.”
